Thursday dawned with a very scared Melanie. My boss had not gotten back in touch with me and I was terrified of going to the foreigners office by myself. I was meeting with the same woman Jason and I had met with previously and while she isn't mean, she's very soft spoken and gave no indication of any English abilities. So... I was scared.
Jason had suggested that I go down to meet with my future boss to see if someone from the department would be able to accompany me since he (Mr. Boss-Man... no, I can't call him that, Stan from WFUBMC is Mr. Boss-Man... we'll call him Dr. Boss) had not yet responded to my pleading email the day before. And of course I was nervous about showing up unannounced to my new job. I did not yet have a grasp on the way things work there. I've ALWAYS had an appointment with Dr. Boss, and someone has usually been walking past the door around that time to let me into the lab space (the building is not locked, but the individual wings/floors are card access only. If no one is near the door, I have to call the secretary, but generally people are on the look out because they know I have an appointment. So this time I was definitely going to have to call the secretary, and try to explain to her that I was showing up unannounced.
She let me in with no problems; I just had to reiterate who I was since she was expecting someone to be speaking German and not English. Anyway, since I was unannounced, I had to wait outside Mr. Boss's office until he got off the phone (maybe 20 minutes) before she let him know that I was there. I was able to immediately go into his office and he asked me where things stood with the foreigners office. It was obvious that he had not read my emails.
He immediately got someone to accompany me to the foreigners office. It turned out the woman who was originally planning to go with me was so sick she couldn't get out of be and could barely speak. Good reason to send me alone I say! I didn't want to be in the same room as her! I was with Dr. Boss for probably and hour and during the course of that time I went through an emotional rollercoaster: yes you can start Monday, no you don't need work visa since you already have a visa to be in the country, oh wait you do need a visa since your current one specifically states you cannot work, oh no the personnel office drew up the wrong contract, next week you will proofread my manuscript since no one who wrote it was a native English speaker, no you can't start Monday since I won't be here, can you sign this contract even though it's the wrong one?, the administration is out of town and not answering their phones to let us know, yes they called back you can sign the incorrect contract, but i don't want you to sign it since it's in German and you can't read it, just don't turn the contract back into the administration. Did you get all that? It was a crazy hour.
It turns out that I didn't need to sign the contract to go to the foreigners office (which I already knew since Jason wasn't allowed to sign his contract until after he had his work visa from the foreigners office). A sweet Russian woman, Ms. Blonde (yes, this is a made up name), took me down to the foreigners office and we got through the paperwork for my work visa with limited issues. Ms. Blonde and I had time to talk in the car on the way to the office. Like others I've met from the region, she was very curious about my first name: Melanie. It's a common name in Germany. During one of my interviews, a current student started speaking to me in German because he saw my name tag and assumed I was German. I had no idea. I've always heard that Melanie comes from Greek origins, which seems true enough, but it's also commonly used in Germany. Who knew?
I returned home Thursday afternoon with my work visa, but without a clue as to when I would actually start working. Signs pointed to Monday week, 7 December. Jason and I spent a wonderful evening talking to both sets of parents, Jason's Aunt Anne, Uncle Ben, and cousin Chuck. Happy Thanksgiving to us indeed!
Friday I decided to risk it and head into see my future boss again. But first I needed to get a tax card. The tax card is something you have to register for at the city office in order to pay taxes. I have learned that native citizens do not have to register this way, but that is neither here nor there. I went into the building, got my ticket with a number, and sat down to wait. The number last called was 43 and I was 45. Not too shabby. So I waited. Twenty minutes later my number dinged and I went to desk number nine. I patiently explained that I do not speak German and I needed a tax card. I handed the woman at the desk my passport and we went about our business. She needed my address. Easy enough. She needed my address in the US. Well, I don't have one, but I've grown accustomed to this strange question and gave her my parents address. Next, she asked if I were single. No, married. She asked for my husband's address. Well, I pointed to our Jena address. She called over the person sitting at the next desk... a slightly younger woman who had more English skills. The younger woman asked me where my husband lives. So I pointed to the Jena address again. Seemed simple enough. Obviously my husband lives here with me. Why on earth did she bring over a translator? And of course, I found out. She was trying to tell me that since my husband lives in Jena, he had to come to the office with me to get the tax card. WHAT? I wasn't with Jason when he got his tax card. Bewildered, I walked out of the building and took the bus down to see Dr. Boss.
I wanted to know when I would actually start. The secretary begrudgingly let me in again without an appointment. She's nice, but isn't terribly comfortable speaking English, which makes her seem more standoff-ish than she actually is. I was able to speak with Dr. Boss rather immediately and got straight to asking him about my start date. He quickly said 7 Dec, but by the time I left his office 40 minutes later, we had discovered that I had already, in fact, been hired and was able to have computer and building access immediately. I did a little jig. In my head that is.
So, today, 30 Nov, I started work. :) I'm surprising Jason with a steak dinner tomorrow night.